YELLOW VS. YELLOW: Hot guy! (And Kevin is gay)

So it’s my turn. Wowee zowee, this man is HOT. H-O-T-T-T. It’s Daniel Henney and I know he’s been making the rounds of all the Korean dramas and movies and was even in a recent ad campaign there with Gwyneth Paltrow–ALL WITHOUT SPEAKING A WORD OF KOREAN.

I only noticed him cause I saw him on some gossip sites and was ready to do some major cuddling with him. (I was going to say “unspeakable things” but I really don’t do “unspeakable things” especially things like up the butt cause that is like waayyyy out of my comfort zone and what, you think I’m a slut or something?)

Kevin, however, doesn’t agree with me because he’s “not gay.” That’s what he said to me. He’s “not gay.” I’ll let that phrase sink in a little bit.

Kevin? Not gay?!? That’s the worst excuse since Lindsay Lohan saying she had “heat exhaustion” and had to leave work early.

But look at this man! I’m going to renege on my previous reasons on why I think the “hot girl” isn’t hot and say that his Eurasian looks make Daniel quite the handsome character. But trust me, I don’t think he’s attractive because he’s a Korean guy who looks WHITE and I am therefore attracted to Caucasian features, but I think he’s attractive because he has an attractive face and oh my gosh, his LIPS!

I hope Brandon finds this post really uncomfortable. Thank god he’s out of town this week. I need to find Daniel’s phone number.

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