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Dumbest tattoo in the world.

August 25, 2006

I’ve been meaning to write about this guy, Jeffrey Sebelia, from this season’s Project Runway for a while, but then I forgot about it. But with all the reruns on Bravo and with currently not much to do, I totally remembered why I hate this guy.

I haven’t even been following the show at all, but holy crap, how’s that for the world’s ugliest and most inconveniently placed tattoo? You can’t really see it in this picture, cause he did the smart thing and cover it up with a color, but who the hell decides to tattoo the front of their neck?

Not only that, who decides to tattoo the front of their unattractive neck, so your eyes are instantly drawn to how unattractive that region of your body is so it looks like you have no chin? It’s like tattooing “I have a thick neck and you’re looking at it right now” under your chin, in pretty, cursive font.

God, this is why I’m not watching this show right now. It’s his stupid tattoo. It just makes me want to throw something at the TV every time he shows off his neck.

13 comments

  1. sorry, but why are you so superficial? i mean, if you were really hot, i would make an exception. but you’re not, yet here you go again yapping about how someone else looks? the dude’s been through some shit in his life, if he felt the need to ink his neck,so be it. what’s it to you??? plus, i’m POSITIVE positive positive positive he doesn’t give a flying fuck what some asian chick named moye thinks about it


  2. Ok, is the comment above a joke? Moye IS really hot. And that tattoo IS really dumb. POW!


  3. So only hot people are allowed to comment on other people’s appearance?

    You should be friends with Kevin, cause he thinks I’m hideous, too.


  4. God is dead.


  5. Oh dear lord I hope that comment is a joke or are you just a dick?

    Anywho, about Jeffrey, you should definitely watch this weeks particular episode, if you hate him now you will_____ him after you see this show. He is rude, crude and so classless.
    Yeah so what, he used to be a junkie and is clean now, hip hip fucking hooray. Many people have been there, done that. Why is he so special? Once you see the show you will understand why he needs a good swift kick directly to his sphincter! Yup that’s where he needs it, right in the sphincter.
    Have a nice day!


  6. My son, who posted that first comment, is a moron and should never be let out of his cage. I apologize to Moye for his pea-brained comments and all-around general retardation.


  7. Hahahaha, I love you guys. And Gypsy, I’m definitely going to tune into this week’s PR.


  8. i agree with the first comment. if you were a white chick named moye, then maybe your opinions would matter…but there’s no way anybody would care what an asian chick named moye thinks.


  9. check yo’self, nietzche! no one is allowed to be that rude to moye, except for me. wow, 9 comments. i think this is a record. one more and we’ll have our first double digit comment tally.


  10. TEN!


  11. zzzzzzzzz


  12. I heard from a top source that Jeffrey got the tattoo especially for the show – he doesn’t have it in the original casting tape! How does that make you feel Moye?


  13. the tat was for his new born son. do some freakin research.



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