Babies!! In all different colors!
October 27, 2006
I swear the same thing happened a year ago, but check out these twins who came out two different races. This is awesome. I want this to happen to me if I ever have biracial babies. And I mean, one Black and one Asian. And I’d name the Black baby with a Japanese name like Hiroshi or Takeshi and the Asian one with a Black name. Like Anthony. Because that’s the name of the the one Black friend I had in college. Oh, wait. There was Michael, too. And Glenn. I wonder what happened to them.
Just kidding, there’s no such thing as a “Black name.” And if you think there are, then you’re racist.
Just kidding, I wouldn’t call you that. Unless you were white.
Racist.
OF COURSE there are black names– Shaniqua, duh. And I have this friend, and she’s really ghetto, and her legal name is SPARKLE.
And I’m not racist.
I mean, “black names” are just stereotypical, AND I DON’T USUALLY STEREOTYPE, but I just did. But I do know a girl named Sparkle, and a girl named Shaniqua.