MY STD TO YOU
June 24, 2008
Get it? STD? Save The Date?
Listen, folks. If you know me, then you better fucking show up at this opening in a couple weeks. Or I’ll go all “crazian” on your ass…which obviously means I will accidentally brush your shoulder, then bow and apologize profusely for encroaching upon your personal territory, then disembowl myself to save the family honor with a samurai sword while wearing a schoolgirl uniform. Or something like that.
I don’t think I’m going to have any of my own art in it. The whole vajayjay thing is a bit tired, don’t you think?
So why exactly are you promoting this so much?
free alcohol? food? go-go dancers?
CAUSE IT’S MY SHOW.
and yes, free alcohol. but if you’re available to go-go dance, lemme know.
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