ASTRO MOYE
July 3, 2008
I recently chopped off my hair, right in time for summer and also the fact that every time my hair grows out, it looks exactly the same and I can’t change it and things like that make me angry.
Anyway, my hair is all gone and I have some kind of weird bob and thanks to my mom’s genes, one side flips out in the opposite direction–which you can see here.
Except now, when I wake up in the morning, the left side flips out, too! One morning I kinda looked like that lesbian with the faux-hawk from this past season of Top Chef. Or a rooster. Usually though? I LOOK JUST LIKE ASTRO BOY.
(With squinty eyes, of course.)
(I would show a picture but I don’t really want to make you guys lose your appetites.)
sweet. you should definitely wear a wolf t-shirt now.
I already ate lunch. Picture please.
Hahaha Astro Moye. Your picture as a little girl is so cute. What was that you were holding? Were you garbage girl as well? Aw.
get a flat iron. i missed you yesterday.
actually, that’s a picture of my mom.
Ooops! Your mom was adorable! Does this mean your mother is to blame for your Astro hair?