Chuck Norris IS NOT FUNNY.

Really, people. Didn’t you get the memo back in 2007 that Chuck Norris jokes aren’t funny anymore?

Now I don’t know what’s worse: people believing that pirates vs. ninjas are still cool or that Chuck Norris jokes are like the most hilarious thing ever.

I  mean, they were. Yeah, I had lots of laughs when people started making up their own, but when the printed posters came out, and everyone was trying to make up their own witty jokes and referring to Chuck as their all-time hero, then I had to stop listening. Like, we get it. But we also get that everything on the Internet has a short life, everyone on the Internet has a short attention span and therefore, some things like this or this need to go away forever so we can move on to bigger and better things. Like this. (Just kidding).

See, I am so ahead of the times that I can’t even find the latest biggest and best thing online. But I’m sure it will have to do with a Youtube video of baby squirrel getting run over by a lawn mower.

My point is like when the hilarious cat macros came out. They were HILARIOUS. But then people started making their own, or repeating the same jokes, and then it just went out of control and now it’s no longer funny.

Anyway, apparently Chuck Norris is behind his own game because he is NOW launching  a mobile video game, Chuck Norris’ Bring On The Pain. Yes, now. NOW. Now as in July, 2008.

Really?? REALLY?? UGH. WOT.

See?? I’m so annoyed about this that I can’t even think of anything to actually say. BLARRRGH!