SORRY!
March 6, 2009
I made B really mad today. I rarely do that because I’m always so nice and he’s so easy going and well mannered (or maybe he’s a robot with no feelings and I’m a brat) but today I crossed the line.
He knows I don’t like squirrels but sometimes he’ll send me a picture of one just because he thinks they’re so cute while I would just get annoyed. Don’t you think that’s rude? And it’s not going to change my mind.
Today he send me a photo of a taxidermied squirrel riding a miniature motorcycle and in response, I sent him a photo of a cute Asian baby (only because he hate babies as much as I hate squirrels–eye for an eye, right??) but apparently sending him a photo of a drowned squirrel was too much.
He didn’t talk to me for over 30 minutes, which in moye-time feels like OVER A YEAR.
I’m sorry.
Please don’t send me photos of drowned babies. I’d probably cry for reals.
Wait, unless they were ugly babies. Then good riddance.
Sometimes, when I read your posts, I feel like you’re a long lost sister.
God, you are such a little girl sometimes. Which makes reading your blog that much funnier.
what!? and YOU’RE the one getting your nails done!!!
I love your last IM about the dead/drowning distinction. If I were to have come up with something similar, the timestamp would have read 5:34 PM and the other person would have no clue what I was still talking about.
Don’t encourage her.