Prince Albert In A Can?
April 14, 2009
Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Cause I think I found him and I better let him out. Ba dum bum.
Of course, when I first saw this old tobacco tin in an antique store, my first thought was PENIS PIERCING…IN A CAN!
Oh, times have changed, haven’t they?
I remember the first time I learned about a Prince Albert. Erica and I were surfing the Internet (via Netscape Navigator) on the old computers at school and she was trying to show me these gross things you can do to your genitals (yes, we were at school) and from her description of it, I thought a Prince Albert piercing was more of a long barbell rod instead of a circular one and wondered for the longest time how a dude would pee with something like that stuck up their pee hole.
Anyway, she also used to look up photos of dead people which were readily available at that time while I downloaded photos of David Duchovny. Nowadays, I can’t believe we were able to look stuff up like that on a school computer. And by stuff, I mean dead people. Not David Duchovny.
(You probably shouldn’t click on that link at work. Unless you’re like me. Then you can click on it all you want.)
By David Duchovny, do you mean horse porn? Because you used to search for that, too, if I recall correctly.
no, that was in college and my friend showed that to me. i didn’t even have to ASK.
UGH since when does wikipedia have pictures of penises??
I totally forgot about Prince Albert in a can! My greataunt used to have that in her house when I would visit her (she was a smoker), and it wasn’t until I saw that I rememberd it.
As for me, having one body piercing is more than enough, thankyouverymuch. I’m not going through THAT again.
well, it’s not like you can pierce your penis AGAIN.