Patton Oswalt’s Big Fan (Which Is Me)

This is probably the unfunniest thing I’ve seen Patton Oswalt do, and right now, that’s a compliment. I didn’t even know he was working on a dramatic movie (which means I’m not a very big fan, am I?) but I hope this movie does well and I can’t wait to see it.

I wonder if Patton would accept my offer to pay him to record his daily thoughts so I can listen to them. Is that creepy? Yes, but he’s so funny. SO FUNNY.