1 Chimp, 1 Toad

Let me ask you something. If someone sent you this video, would you still be friends with them? Or would you, like me, be incredibly disturbed by this animal-on-animal rape that you wouldn’t ever look at nature in the same way again? And therefore, feel really weird around that person?

Apparently, I’m alone cause this is what my friends had to say.

Will: HOLY SHIT. That frog has like no gag reflex!

Chris: The sound of the child crying in the background perfectly captures my own reaction to everything about this video. There’s not enough hot water in the world to wash off this dirty feeling.

Me: You didn’t answer my question.

Chris: I think there are some states in which you could bring that person up on charges for sending you this. Not sure if Cali is one of them.

B: I say no. It was nice knowing you Moye.

Jason: Man that really sucked.

Sam: The frog was totally asking for it.

B: Don’t you guys hate it when you’re sick and you lose your voice and it sounds like you have a chimp in your throat?

Will: If that chimp suspects that frog to be a princess, he’s doing it all wrong.

Thanks, guys. I need more girl friends.