How to kill your parents and get away with it.August 9, 2006
It looks like teenagers are coming up with new ways to kill their parents and get off scott-free. Erik and Lyle Menendez are sitting (and by sitting, I mean getting it up the butt) in jail right now kicking themselves for not coming up with something this clever. When I have kids, there’s no way something this freakingly tragic will happen to me. How can a kid kill you if he’s chained to the water heater in the basement?