Quick, name all three Asian Bond girls!November 17, 2006
If you can’t tell me in 10 seconds, then you’re stupid. Not because you didn’t know in the first place, but because you obviously don’t know how to use Google and that’s my standard for intelligence. Yes, I have low standards. That’s why I did your mom last night. OHHH BURNNNN! Okay, I’ve gotten off topic. Anyway, the three Asian bond girls are Mie Hama as “Kissy Suzuki” in You Only Live Twice, Akiko Wakabayashi as “Aki” You Only Live Twice, and Michelle Yeoh as “Wai Lin” in Tomorrow Never Dies. And it looks like you can add a fourth girl to that list, Satsuki Mitchell. Satsuki is Daniel Craig’s fiancee. And since he’s the new 007, then she can obviously be categorized as a Bond girl. Damn, it hurts to be this logical.
Random thought. If Bond was Asian, would he be 008? Get it?
Continue for pictures of Daniel and Satsuki.